Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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