at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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