they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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