i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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