I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
No subtext here. People are naked.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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