how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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