Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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