I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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