I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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