awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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