I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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