I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
love makes seman taste better
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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