When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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