like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Btw I puked in your glovebox
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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