I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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