another moral hangover. fuck.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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