You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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