I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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