just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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