You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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