I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Randomize