I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize