u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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