Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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