How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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