I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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