next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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