Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize