Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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