he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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