Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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