You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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