I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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