my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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