are you still at the devil's house?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
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I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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