I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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