There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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