So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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