I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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