I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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