I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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