HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm sobbing to NWA
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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