I murdered the dance floor call the cops
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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