i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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