Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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