I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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