Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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