This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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