ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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