So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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